Saturday, April 09, 2005

Springtime With Fat Tourists

This is the best time of year to live in Washington, D.C.

The sky is spotless.
Washington Monument & Tidal Basin
The air is fragrant with cherry blossoms.
Cherry Blossoms
The temperature is warm, but not hot.
Tidan Basin
The only problem is having to wade through denim shorts-wearing, ice cream-chomping, slow-moving, fat-ass tourists.
Self-Herding Fat Tourists

3 Comments:

At 4/10/2005 5:29 PM, Blogger Zach said...

Had the same problem in Central Park today. Fucking other people.

 
At 4/12/2005 8:40 AM, Blogger Lee said...

The ice cream chompers are killing the trees with their hoofed feet.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A30233-2005Apr6.html

Michael, was the last picture taken right before you consumed that tourist before you whole? You're poised to attack.

 
At 4/14/2005 4:08 PM, Blogger Michael said...

There was nothing left but broken sunglasses and a little backpack.

 

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