Saturday, April 09, 2005

Springtime With Fat Tourists

This is the best time of year to live in Washington, D.C.

The sky is spotless.
Washington Monument & Tidal Basin
The air is fragrant with cherry blossoms.
Cherry Blossoms
The temperature is warm, but not hot.
Tidan Basin
The only problem is having to wade through denim shorts-wearing, ice cream-chomping, slow-moving, fat-ass tourists.
Self-Herding Fat Tourists


At 4/10/2005 5:29 PM, Blogger Zach said...

Had the same problem in Central Park today. Fucking other people.

At 4/12/2005 8:40 AM, Blogger Lee said...

The ice cream chompers are killing the trees with their hoofed feet.

Michael, was the last picture taken right before you consumed that tourist before you whole? You're poised to attack.

At 4/14/2005 4:08 PM, Blogger Michael said...

There was nothing left but broken sunglasses and a little backpack.


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